Friday, July 11, 2014

Questions Frequently Asked of a Blonde Foreigner in Viet Nam

1. Whatyoname?
2. How old are you?
3. Where you from?
4. If you're Canadian, why aren't you taller and fatter?
5. Are you married?
6. Do you have a boyfriend?
7. Will you marry a Vietnamese man?
8. Why are you here?
9. Are there seahorses in Canada?

Bonus (less frequently asked) Questions:
1. Why you don't dye your hair black to look like everyone else?
2. How much do you weigh?
3. What is your religion?

2 comments:

  1. Don't forget the followup to, Are you married, Do you have boyfriend/girlfriend, why not?

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    1. haha that's when things get interesting! All but questions 1-3 have to be translated by my assistant, so usually the next question after whether I have a boyfriend is why my assistant doesn't try to date me! hahaha

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